May 2012
yeah, that’s usually how these things go…Katies on a plane ride right now! Coming home! :,) I can’t wait to kiss her all over! :3
ew, who said I wanted that???
You don’t have a choice
sarcastically responding to the people who can’t work for me….
ew, who said I wanted that???Katies on a plane ride right now! Coming home! :,) I can’t wait to kiss her all over! :3
April 2012
you know those movies where like one person gets switched with another persons body like freaky friday??
how much do you think the special effects cost i mean think about how crazy it is they had to take lindsay lohan and replace her with jamie lee curtis’ body and they took jamie lee curtis and replaced her with lindsay lohan’s body imagine how much that must cost??
- Lesbian: hey i just met you
- Lesbian: and this is crazy
- Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
- Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
My aunt died like a year ago and she is still idle on skype it’s creepy as fuck
