you know those movies where like one person gets switched with another persons body like freaky friday??
how much do you think the special effects cost i mean think about how crazy it is they had to take lindsay lohan and replace her with jamie lee curtis’ body and they took jamie lee curtis and replaced her with lindsay lohan’s body imagine how much that must cost??
Lesbian:but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian:*gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.