Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
Welcome to Octopia!
He can’t talk, but, man, can he rock. Say hello to the baddest baby in the whole damn town, Animal!
Uh-oh, sounds like one of the babies has a fever… Dance fever that is! Let’s hear it for Dazzle!
And now the stand-up who can’t even sit up. Give it up for Punch Line!
But all the laughs in the world won’t protect you from the stern discipline of the Baron.
…And the rest!
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you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
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It’s the weirdest thing. I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up. Spectacular!
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